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So funny can you imagine the laughs when he worked at the shipyard .

Your second to none Billy

Shit you not, went out last Saturday night for my Birthday. She said "is that what you're wearing?" :-D :-D :-D

John Cleese looks well

I’m so fortunate to have seen him live twice, once in Glasgow and once in LA. Absolutely brilliant

This was hilarious! Anyone know the name of this stand up?

I love Billy Connolly. I love his delivery and I identify with the dramatic difference between what I do to get ready to go out and what my beloved has to go through. However, I can't help but also think about it in the context of the wildly different expectations of men and women regarding how they present themselves. If a woman really wants to do all that, I'm not saying she shouldn't. But let's try to remember to not think less of women who choose not to.

I'll bet that he never talked that way to his wife.

A man who has given us both a lifetime of laughter, and huge insights into our own lives and the way we live them. One of the great human beings of the last 60 years.

This just never gets old! The sponge shit and scissors with balls, is just abdomen splitting. I now believe that Robin William's golf scit and Mike Myers studied their Scottish accents from Billy.

Have a nice day and not mean it or F**k off and mean it which would you prefer? That's funny and made me laugh! I needed that laugh my boss has been a s**t head, I feel like telling him f**k off and meaning it! I going to watch more comedy.

Great go get em.. 🎯😂❤️🙏🏼

Bob and Edna I hate them lol

Oh God, it just never ages, its still now, its still relevent !!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤭🤭🤭

For women women who are not conscious! Get real! Who are you trying to impress?!

Thank you Billy ...I first seen you in Ipswich back in the early 80s and you have made me laugh ever since then ...There are many copy's but there is only one Billy ..Thank you for all the laughs ..

Billy Connolly is always been hilarious 😂 best thing about him is always his comedy is about what happens in real life all is true

Ahhh...watching Billy Connolly while having a wee cuppa is an exercise unto itself as more often than not tea will be forced out of your nose because you've just taken a sip when he delivers an unforeseen punchline. I now consciously pause the skit to drink.

I dunno if iv watched too many final destination movies but iv seen a few clips of this gig and if you look in back round you can see the words "parking" and also 2 small boys faces and cant help but think of the words parking-sons🤷‍♂️ and keeps seeing the word kills too.. maybe we do get signs we ignore..

so so cleaver

Reminds me of Red Skelton.

thank you to Billy you light up dark days for myself and so many other folks god bless you always i nearly choked laughing at this brilliant routine

I miss these ladies 🥲🥰

I love u Billy.........the funniest man alive!!! Toboggan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Please stop

i think his drinking beer there.

All black with a wee window 😂😂

funniest man to ever live 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

God Bless you Billy. We love you.

Lol

Best comedian ever

Fucked off with my money and left me 😅

Sarah Campbell have u seen this?

The sory is false - people in LA are in bed by 8pm not going out to dinner then!!

After all these years I never get bored of how Billy tells the story as he is so good in telling it with his expressions and motions . Truly great . Thank you Billy

After listening to this one I think I could ease into Dementia or that other thing. As long as I had Billy with me. I'm 65 and have some issues remembering and hope I have a pal like him.

have a nice day billy...

"Who?" "Bob and Edna." "I hate them!" 🤣🤣🤣

Awesome! 😂👍👍 Where was this and where is the rest of it? ❤️❤️❤️

Brilliant lifts the spirits no end !

Toothbrush and razor in my glass Billy. As for the wife,Boots the chemist have nothing in comparison to their shelves compared to what the missus has.

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Dated a woman who had me wait almost 90 minutes to get ready…to go to the mall. After she did her hair she didn’t like so she…redid it then put it in a clip. TO GO TO A MALL AND BUY NEW JEANS

robin and billy,,, no one else matters

"...is that what you are wearing..? " Genius ! ...looking like an ATM machine !!

The world is coming to an end!!! Billy is wearing plain pants

Nobody does it better. Love ye Big Yin x

Billy makes me laugh until I hurt. That is a true comedian. I am in my 60s and apart from Billy ... Morecambe & Wise could do it; Tommy Cooper could do it; Peter Cook & Dudley Moore could do it; the 2 Ronnies could do it ... that's it. Stay with us Billy. We need you. xxx

Tears of laughter rolling down my face. Billy you are the best 💟

The best at it. No one beats Billy